Sunday, 8 August 2010

Mr. Spring Break

Mr. Spring Break...What can I say..? I first became aware of Mr. Spring Break through a podcast I used to listen to regulary. The podcast was called From The Ville..I do not know if you were familliar with it but it was great. A really funny show. If you want to check it out go here http://fromtheville.com/  Unfortunately, they have stopped making new shows but that link should provide you with all the past episodes!

Anyway..The story of Spring Break Dennis..Well..Not a lot is known really. I heard he was a professor at  Kent State University who went crazy. He lives out of his car and is obsessed with college sports. Most notably, American football. Perhaps the most obscure fact about Dennis is that he had never missed a Spring Break in twenty odd years...Hence his nickname, Mr. Spring Break.

Here is a sample of the mans madness. He must have gotten involved in some sort of TV commercial during one of his spring break escapades...



As you can see..Not the sanest man on the planet. But a true character nontheless! Everyone should be aware of spring break. Oh, and for the women..He is apparently well hung in the pants.

Unbelievable Wikipedia Pages #1

While stumbling through everyones favorite know it all site, Wikipedia, I found some pages that made my jaw drop to the floor. Talk about obscure weirdness...This will be the first of a continuing series featuring the weirdest most unbelievable wiki entries.

Firstly, they had a page for that age old sex act, The Rusty Trombone. Unbelievable...Am I right? I would love to meet the man (or woman!..But let's face it..It was almost certainly a man who contributed this information to wiki) who made this page....Im also pretty surprised that wiki have kept it up (no pun intended).

Awkward Boners!

Have you discovered this site yet? I don't know how old this place is, so forgive me if I'm way behind the times on this one...I only found out about a few days ago. Its basically a place for people to submit photos that happen to catch someone with an..You guessed it! Awkward boner. Puerile? Maybe. Hilarious? Definitely.
As you can see, I've included a sample pic on the left showcasing former president clinton's raging, awkward boner. FOR SHAME!

If any of you want to visit this deplorable site go here: www.awkwardboners.com

Canadian Military Would Treat Troops With Ecstasy!

Yes, check out this obscure little gem of a story I found while trawling the web. It seems that the Canadian military would consider treating batlle-scarred troops with the illicit street drug, Ecstasy. 

Lt. Col. Rakesh Jetly, A Psychiatrist with the Canadian military has said that department of national defence would embrace any type of treatment that would help ease the trauma and suffering felt by many troops on returning home from war torn environments. Who'd have thunk it?!
"If you replaced Ecstasy with substance X - whether it was an absolutely approved legal drug, a mainstream medication, my answer would be the same. The fact that it's Ecstasy means nothing to us," stated Jetly. "If there's any substance, any drug that has the research, the randomized controlled studies, the publications to prove its efficacy, we would entertain adding it as an approved treatment." 

As most of us know, MDMA or Ecstasy is very popular among all the ravers and dance freaks out there and since being outlawed its amazing to imagine the Canadian military actually doing this.
However, the drug creates feelings of euphoria and well-being. It allows users to talk openly about topics that would normally provoke anxiety or extreme negative emotions. A new study has shown that up to 80% of patients suffering from chronic forms of PTSD no longer showed signs of the condition after a combination of both the substance, MDMA and psychotherapy.

PLUS! MDMA has been used by psychiatrists and psychotherapists to aid in the treatment of various disorders before being outlawed in the 1980's. So lets all get loved up and overcome our problems!....No?

Wednesday, 4 August 2010

Hello, Humans!

An Introduction

Hello there. Let me tell you something about what this pointless blog of mine will contain. The ideas behind it, if you will. What it is likely to contain..And all that jive.

I have what some may call a morbid sort of fascination for everything thats weird and wonderful on the Internet. Be it l33t speak, bizarre youtube videos (and better yet, video comments), internet memes (god bless you 4chan), disturbing news stories from around the world and images. Anything that I come across that I feel meets the criteria and amuses me, on any level, will be posted. Now, Im going to get on with it as im not the most articulate fish in the drawer and I get the sense that most of you who are reading this are already strongly considering navigating away from this page..if you haven't already. If you are still here...Cheers. I hope you enjoy this blog.

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Weirdo with a love for all things weird and obscure.